If you're not laughing by page six, you need a complete checkup.įour men who meet as college roommates move to New York and spend the next three decades gaining renown in their professions-as an architect, painter, actor and lawyer-and struggling with demons in their intertwined personal lives. Here's the quiz, then: Is a new bride abandoned by her husband more likely to find happiness with a peripatetic zookeeper or the husband's kidnapper? Lacks the powerfully satiric center that gave Strip Tease (1993) such an edge, but sinfully madcap all the same. And don't worry about the cast members: When they wear out, Hiaasen just slips new ones into the deck. Jim Tile, the black highway patrolman sworn to protect Skink's anonymity-did we mention that the maniac kidnapper is also a former governor of Florida?-gets derailed when his intimate fellow officer Brenda Rourke is savagely beaten after a routine roadside pullover-as if anything routine ever happened in this riotously corrupt world. Tony is in turn urgently sought by professional goon Ira Jackson, bent on avenging the mother who died in one of the double-wides Tony guaranteed would withstand gale-force winds, and by Ira's trailer-park neighbor Levon Stichler, bereft not of his wife but of the urn containing her ashes. Edie Marsh, who came to the Sunshine State planning to seduce and file rape charges against one of the younger male Kennedys, joins forces with a recent manslaughter alumnus to fake an insurable accident, but then lucks into smarmy trailer salesman Tony Torres's plot to scam his own insurer and, incidentally, his estranged wife. Advertising exec Max Lamb, determined to spice up his honeymoon with bride Bonnie by videotaping the storm's devastation, falls into the clutches of Skink, a demented one-eyed kidnapper.

Animal farmer Augustine Mojaki suddenly finds himself on the road hunting down a covey of escaped snakes, monkeys, rare birds, and the occasional water buffalo. Listen up now, because there's going to be a quiz on how the hurricane changes everybody's plans. A hurricane, passing over southern Florida, leaves in its untidy wake the usual Hiaasen carnival of knaves and fools.

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